Chapter 55: Nano-Rescue, Kid!

"Student Wu Bin, we are in no mood for jokes right now."

"Just sit still obediently, and I will contact another ambulance immediately."

Hu Ping knew that Wu Bin had always been an optimist.

However, when you are suffering from a massive hemorrhage and still manage to remain this optimistic, it becomes a bit blind.

Wu Bin felt bitter inside.

It was one thing for them not to let him eat duck blood, but now they wouldn't even let him put on a show?

They were simply trying to drive him to despair!

With this thought, Wu Bin turned to the two nurses taking care of him and said, "Nurse sisters, please stay away from me. I feel like something is about to burst out of me, and I can barely hold it back."

"It won't be good if I spray it all over you in a moment."

What kind of wild words were those!

What do you mean something is about to burst out of you? Make yourself clear!

The two nurses were pure and innocent.

Hearing Wu Bin say this, their eyes instantly turned red.

What a kind child! Even at a time like this, he was still worried that his blood would stain them.

The two nurse sisters comforted him, "Don't worry, Student Wu Bin. We are professionals, and we won't mind at all."

"That's right. You can't be left alone in your current condition. Even if you spray it all over us, we will not give up on saving you."

The two nurses felt like true angels in white at that moment.

Wu Bin, however, was burning with anxiety.

No, you two guarding me on the left and right are ruining my performance!

What should I do if my special effects don't look pretty when I pull them off later?

Looking at his constantly draining prestige points, Wu Bin knew he could not wait any longer.

Rather than waiting passively for death, it was better to bloom brilliantly!

Wu Bin looked into the camera with a firm gaze.

Ding!

[Congratulations to the host, purchase successful.]

Ding!

[The Blood Splattering in All Directions effect has been activated.]

Along with the system prompt, multiple bleeding points appeared all over Wu Bin's body, simultaneously shooting out fine streams of blood in all directions.

What was even more amazing was that these blood streams waxed and waned, as if they were dancing to a certain rhythm—truly mesmerizing!

The netizens in the live streaming room were completely dumbfounded.

"A... a human fountain?"

"Second master, is that you, second master?"

"Holy crap, can blood even flow like this? This is too artistic!"

" Elegant, simply too elegant!"

"Brothers, why do I feel like I've seen this way of blood-spraying somewhere before? How does it look a bit like the street sprinkler trucks in our town?"

The netizens were stunned by the scene before them.

As for the two nurse sisters who refused to leave, they were caught off guard and sprayed right in the face.

Their faces, necks, and chests were covered in Wu Bin's blood, presenting a bizarrely striking picture.

Hu Ping stood to the side, his mind completely blank.

What the hell... why is your blood-gushing so full of personality?

He Bingbing asked blankly from the side, "Doctor Hu, can blood... actually fly out like this?"

Hu Ping pushed his black-rimmed glasses up, his hands trembling as he said, "If an arterial blood vessel is ruptured, human blood can spray up to two to three meters high."

"The small streams of blood from Wu Bin right now are only a few dozen centimeters high, which theoretically is not a problem."

"However, with so many bleeding points and such a rhythmic spray, this... can also be considered another kind of medical miracle."

"Most importantly, judging by this rate of blood loss, Student Wu Bin is probably going to have a hard time holding on until the ambulance arrives."

Hu Ping was actually being quite conservative.

A normal person would have long since passed out.

This human fountain had the greatest psychological impact on Cao Jie's family of three.

Cao Jie fell to his knees with a thud, his face full of remorse.

"Brother, you are my real brother, please don't pull this stunt!"

"It was so hard for me to finally make something of myself, you must not die!"

Goodness gracious.

It was originally just a regular street fight.

With this human fountain of yours, it was just too shocking!

Wouldn't he be dragged away to be executed by firing squad immediately?

Liao Sha also quickly fell to her knees, kowtowing to Wu Bin nine times. Anyone who didn't know better would have thought she was worshipping a Bodhisattva in a temple.

The one most severely traumatized was Little Brother Cao.

Relying on his novice protection period to run amok for so many years, this was the first time he had ever encountered someone as hardcore as Wu Bin.

Didn't I just poke you with a toothpick?

And you're straight-up putting on a massive blood-gushing performance right in front of me?

Where had Little Brother Cao ever witnessed such a spectacle? He was scared out of his wits, staring blankly at Wu Bin with his lips trembling uncontrollably.

[Remorse from Cao Jie, prestige points +3000]

[Terror from Liao Sha, prestige points +3000]

[Fear from Cao Ying, prestige points +6000]

Oh, Little Brother Cao's emotional fluctuations were quite something!

Wu Bin looked at Little Brother Cao Ying and flashed a brilliant smile at him.

Thud.

Cao Ying's legs turned to jelly from fright, and he collapsed onto the ground, wetting his pants on the spot.

Wu Bin felt an incomparable sense of thrill in his heart!

Watch me give you something even more exciting!

Ding!

[The Colorful and Brilliant effect has been activated.]

Splurt!

The blood gushing from Wu Bin's body instantly turned green.

Little Brother Cao Ying gave a violent start, began foaming at the mouth, and passed out cold.

Hu Ping, standing nearby, was frightened into letting out a shrill shriek.

"Holy crap! Green blood!"

Everyone stared at Wu Bin as if he were a monster.

"Has my Brother Wu mutated?"

"An alien, my Brother Wu is definitely an alien!"

Just as the netizens finished speaking.

Wu Bin's blood turned purple, and then yellow.

Everyone: ...

A human fountain wasn't enough, you had to play with a colored fountain too!

Cao Jie and his wife rolled their eyes back in terror, collapsing to the ground and starting to convulse.

The production crew members were also deeply terrified.

Only one thought echoed in their minds:

Has modern medicine ceased to exist?

He Bingbing asked with a trembling voice, "Doctor Hu, is Student Wu Bin's current condition normal?"

Hu Ping was equally bewildered.

"Normal, and also abnormal."

"How so?" He Bingbing asked.

Hu Ping explained, "Human blood is not just dark red."

"Green blood might mean the patient has iron deficiency anemia and needs to take medications such as ferrous succinate tablets or iron dextran tablets under a doctor's guidance."

"Yellow or purple blood might be caused by diseases such as anemia or leukemia."

"In other words, it is quite normal for blood to have these colors."

"But they shouldn't all happen together, for crying out loud! The probability of that is exceptionally low!"

Hearing Hu Ping's explanation, everyone fell silent.

So my Brother Wu wasn't an alien after all; his condition was just a bit more complicated with lower odds.

However, did low-probability events happen rarely when it came to Brother Wu?

Just tell me if there was a probability!

Since there was a probability, what difference was there between 0.01% and 100%?

By relying on his two dazzling skills, Wu Bin harvested a massive wave of prestige points.

Even so, he still felt he couldn't hold on much longer, and his consciousness was gradually blurring.

It seemed he was truly done for this time.

Just as Wu Bin felt extremely drowsy and wanted to close his eyes, a rope fell from the sky, landing right in front of him.

A fully equipped man wearing a helmet, sunglasses, and a bulletproof vest descended along the rope right in front of him.

"Young man, hold on! Don't sleep!"

"Nano Rescue Boy to the rescue!"