Chapter 62 Another One Goes Mad

Watching the camera get closer and closer, Wu Bin leaned back tactically and asked, "Brother Chen, why did you carry the equipment right into the water? Aren't you afraid it will get flooded?"

Chen Feng kept a blank expression and continued moving forward.

"No, Brother Chen, your lens is almost shoved into my face."

"Stop coming closer, hey! I'm getting mad now!"

"Hey, are you doing this on purpose?!"

Smack.

True to form, the lens was shoved right into Wu Bin's face.

Wu Bin: ......

The surrounding area instantly fell silent.

The other two members of the filming crew arrived fashionably late and rushed over to pull Chen Feng away.

"Old Chen, don't be like this, Old Chen!"

"You can't bring your personal emotions into your work! You are a professional cameraman!"

"Someone come and get Old Chen out of here!"

Seeing that Chen Feng maintained his expressionless face even as he was being dragged away, Wu Bin finally realized something was amiss.

"Sister Bingbing, what's wrong with Brother Chen?"

He Bingbing sighed and said, "It's all because of that time you went jogging and mountain climbing, which pushed him to this state."

"Me?" Wu Bin widened his eyes. "Don't talk nonsense. When did I ever push him?"

He Bingbing gave Wu Bin a resentful look. "To keep up with your filming, the production crew literally ran three cameramen into total exhaustion and drove a director mad."

"And Brother Chen got a stitch in his side the moment he got out of the car. Every time they wanted him to take a relay turn, he couldn't hold on for even a few minutes while carrying the camera, so everyone started teasing him as the 'One-Minute Man'."

"Ever since then, Brother Chen stopped talking much. It's like his mind cracked a little."

"Do you know what Brother Chen's favorite thing to say is nowadays?"

Wu Bin shook his head.

He Bingbing placed her index finger against her lips and imitated Chen Feng's tone.

"Shh."

"Speak less, conserve your stamina."

Wu Bin: ???

"Wait a second, why does that sound so familiar to me?" Wu Bin asked with a puzzled expression.

He Bingbing blinked her pretty eyes. "Of course it sounds familiar, because you were the one who said it to him on the train."

"He didn't take it to heart back then, but he got a stitch in his side right after getting off the car."

"Now, that sentence has become his catchphrase."

Forget Wu Bin; even onlookers like Song Bing and the others felt a chill run down their spines just hearing this.

"Old Wu, you've really created a monster! You've basically cultivated a psychotic serial killer!"

"I wouldn't go that far. I feel like Brother Wu has cultivated a psychotic cameraman instead."

"That's for damn sure. Who the hell shoves a camera right into someone's face when taking a close-up? That guy was definitely driven slightly insane by Brother Wu."

"Brother Wu, you're really like Garen buying Last Whisper—silent and armor-breaking!"

Wu Bin never expected that a casual remark of his would inflict such heavy trauma on Chen Feng.

This was truly not his original intention!

A strong sense of crisis welled up from the bottom of Wu Bin's heart.

If things kept going like this, he felt that the number of people wanting to assassinate him was only going to increase.

Just as Wu Bin was wondering whether he should swipe a set of tactical gear from the security office, the nursing major girls in the distance started diving and swimming.

The eyes of Song Bing and the two others lit up instantly.

"Holy shit! Look, look! Mermaids at rest!"

"Woohoo! Look at that girl in the floral swimsuit, those long legs, absolutely stunning!"

"What's so great about legs? Look at the one with the pink bow on her waist, she looks so gentle!"

The three of them discussed it with increasing enthusiasm.

Seeing that Wu Bin showed no reaction, Song Bing excitedly nudged him with his elbow.

"Old Wu, say something too. Don't just stand there like a wooden post."

Wu Bin cursed inwardly.

There are over three hundred thousand fans watching us live right now. Can I afford to hang my tongue out like you guys?

Don't I have an image to maintain?

Wu Bin smiled calmly. "What's so great about it? Just a pile of pink skeletons beneath rotting flesh."

Song Bing: ???

Xue Gui: ???

Liang Ren: ???

Oh, very well.

Your roommates treat you like a brother, yet you're playing mind games with your roommates, is that it?!

He Bingbing also chimed in quietly from the side with a blushing face. "Exactly. College students ought to be doing something meaningful. Coming to the pool just to stare at girls swimming is pathetic."

Song Bing and the two others suffered a critical hit once again.

No, Big Sister, we didn't invite you along either!

Are you really sitting here critiquing us?!

"Fine, fine, you guys are so noble, you guys are so great."

"Since you two aren't looking, you can head back. We're going to soak a bit longer."

Wu Bin said with a straight face, "Look at what you're saying. How could I abandon my roommates and go back alone?"

"Don't worry, even though I'm not really into this sort of thing, I can stay a little longer for your sakes."

Right as Wu Bin finished speaking, more than a dozen robust, muscular guys wearing swim trunks and swimming goggles walked out from the men's locker room.

The moment these guys made their entrance, they elicited squeals of excitement and cheers from the Class 2 nursing girls.

Wu Bin frowned, feeling somewhat displeased.

Someone actually dared to show up and look more handsome than me?

"Old Song, what's the deal with these guys?"

Song Bing curled his lip. "They're from our agricultural university's swimming team, athletic recruits. They do their intensive training here at the natatorium every single day."

"Except they have their own exclusive swimming pool. Why on earth do they have to come over to our side?"

Xue Gui scoffed coldly from the side. "Isn't that obvious? They're here to check out the beauties, obviously."

Liang Ren pushed up his swimming goggles, but they wouldn't budge, so he had to give up. He added, "Not just check them out. It looks more like they're here to hit on the beauties."

Liang Ren noticed that after he spoke, no one responded to him.

Was what he said wrong?

Song Bing's voice came from behind his right rear. "Old Liang, why don't you just go ashore and put on your regular glasses? Wearing swimming goggles makes you no different from a blind man. We're standing behind you."

Liang Ren let out an "oh" and adjusted his direction.

The three of them slapped their hands against their foreheads.

"The wrong way. We're on your right side."

"Man, forget it. Not only is his eyesight shot, his hearing is busted too."

Everything unfolded exactly as Liang Ren had analyzed.

Ever since this group of school swim team members arrived, they started showing off all sorts of skills in the pool, occasionally making seemingly accidental physical contact with the junior girls.

Regarding the behavior of these guys, the team leader and female instructor, Zeng Jing, looked extremely displeased.

"School swim team members, who told you to come over here? Go back to your own venue!"

Just as Zeng Jing finished speaking, a robust middle-aged man with an eight-pack of abs walked over from afar.

"Sorry about that, Instructor Zeng. The pool at our venue is currently undergoing disinfection, so we have no choice but to share a class with you all for now."

The man had a black whistle hanging around his neck, wore boardshorts, and had flip-flops on his feet.

When he smiled, he looked remarkably like Taric, the Gem Knight from League of Legends.

"Who the hell is this guy? He looks pretty cocky."

Hearing Wu Bin ask this, Song Bing spoke with a dismissive tone. "Ding Xin, the head coach of the school swim team. A returned overseas student."

"I heard he participated in the Olympics before, and he's extremely good at swimming."

"Rumor has it he's trying to collect all the attractive female teachers in our school, and Instructor Zeng is his very first target."

Wu Bin let out an "oh" and understood completely.

"Ah, so it's a toad trying to chase a frog."

Song Bing was stunned. "What do you mean?"

"Ugly as hell, plays around like crazy."